Haha not the most helpful comment but point taken, if I had the £1500 spare I would have bought without selling the other one. I had tried a friends 9560 for a while and it didn't seem to bother me, but admittedly it was very casual use for an afternoon so not a thorough test. I can still return this laptop for a refund and re-purchase a 9550 so not all is lost.
I'm definitely finding that disabling the GTX 1050 makes the laptop feel like my 9550 so I'm thinking that's the culprit in my case. If only there was a way to a) test for dithering algorithms in use and b) disable them in the registry for the GFX card itself.