KM I think I'll totally give up on new OS. I installed Windows XP and from there connect via VNC to an up-to-date Linux machine with modern web browser. This way: no Linux eye strain, and no Win 7/10 nor any future eye strain.
I am going to consider the remote option at least temporarily to get some value out of my NUC. There are other mainstream apps such as TeamViewer that allow free use over LAN. I don't expect 60fps but it should be more than adequate for web and music work.
Ironically Amulet Hotkey have some good remote desktop solutions!